Reviewing Every Episode of FRIENDS For No Reason (season 1)

 I recently started my latest rewatch of the beloved series Friends, and I thought it would be a dumb idea to review every episode of Friends ever. So yeah, here goes nothing. I doubt I have to explain Friends before I begin this, but I'd like to at least say that this is probably the show I've watched the most in my life, as I've rewatched the series from start to finish multiple times, as well as just watching random episodes on cable every weekday afternoon back when cable was a thing we still had. It's a series that just brings lots of comfort to me, as spending time with the friends just feels relaxing and nostalgic. So here goes the longest post I'll probably ever make and probably the last one as this will be so much work that I'll never want to do this again. Maybe. 

SEASON 1

The Pilot: A very solid episode to start a new series and introduce everyone in the main cast. It's always fun to see how much changes with all six friends from this episode to the last. It's actually almost jarring how different some of them are compared to where they end up in season 10. Right away, you pick up on a few qualities of the main cast, like Phoebe's eccentric personality and beliefs, or Chandler's constant jokes and one-liners. Probably the most important thing this episode does is establish Ross' feelings for Rachel, which ends up being the main story arc throughout this season. 

GRADE: C+

The One With the Sonogram at the End: This episode really establishes the Gellar family dynamics, with Ross being the favorite and Monica being the one who's always being scrutinized by their parents. It's a long-running joke in the series, especially in the first few seasons, that Monica's mom is always finding something wrong with Monica, usually with her appearance. The other big reveal is Ross' ex-wife being pregnant with his child, another story that runs throughout the first season. Also, one of the few episodes (maybe the only one?) where Ross' wife Carol is played by Anita Barone before she is recast. Another decent early episode. Before I forget, it's also the first time we get an ugly naked guy joke, another long-running gag in the series. 

GRADE: C

The One With the Thumb: The best part about this episode is Monica's new boyfriend, Alan, whom the friends become obsessed with. Leads to a lot of funny moments, like Chandler only quitting smoking because of Alan. The other big story is Phoebe finding a thumb in her soda and getting 7000 dollars from the company. It shows more of Phoebe's character and how she doesn't really care for possessions, as she tries her best to get rid of the money, but only keeps getting more and more free stuff. Not too bad, it's getting better as the cast starts to really become their characters. 

GRADE: C+

The One With George Stephanopoulos: This is a fun episode because we get to see the guys and girls split up the whole episode. The guys go to a hockey game, but Ross gets hit in the face by a puck, so they take him to the hospital. We see a lot more of their dynamic, and I think it's a great episode for Chandler as he really stands out with his comedic bits here. On the other side, the girls end up spying on celebrity George Stephanopoulos from the balcony. There are some nice character moments as we learn more about their past, and it's just nice to see all the interactions between the friends and we get to see more of their personalities. 

GRADE: B-

The One With the East German Laundry Detergent: This episode really helps build the romance between Ross and Rachel, as they spend a lot of the episode with each other. This is also the first appearance of the fan favorite Janice, who is always in an on-off relationship with Chandler and always makes for great episodes when they are together. The weaker story here is Monica and Joey trying to break a couple up, which leads to a lot of weird incest jokes and doesn't really end up going anywhere. Another decent episode held back by that last story.

GRADE: C

The One With the Butt: This one features Joey singing in one of the weirder scenes in the series. My favorite part of this one is Chandler's romance with Aurora, a beautiful woman he meets at Joey's play. The twist is she's already married, so Chandler is just one of her lovers out of many. It's nice to see Chandler is willing to give up a no-strings-attached relationship with a beautiful woman because he really wants something more serious, which shows how different he is compared to Joey. This episode also really establishes Monica's clean freak personality as she freaks out after Rachel tries to clean the apartment, which is another great moment. 

GRADE: B

The One With the Blackout: One of the more memorable episodes of this season. We are introduced to the Italian Stallion, Paolo, who is used as an obstacle between Ross and Rachel's potential romance. More importantly, it's also the introduction to Mr. Heckles, who is a funny side character that doesn't really get enough time on the show. The last thing is Chandler getting stuck at an "ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre." It's another little story showing how charming Chandler can be, even at his lamest. 

GRADE: B+

The One Where Nana Dies Twice: Eh, I always kind of disliked this one. It's got some decent jokes, but overall, it's not the best episode for any character or story. The few moments I liked were Ross finding Nana's Sweet N' Low stash in her closet, Ross falling into the empty grave, and Ross getting high off of meds. So a good episode for Ross, really. Also, this is the first episode where they really focus on the "everyone thinks Chandler is gay" thing, which is a joke that comes up a few times after this episode. Not great.

GRADE: D+

The One Where Underdog Gets Away: Another not-so-great episode, but the first Thanksgiving episode of the series. In this one, everyone is forced to spend Thanksgiving at Monica's place for one reason or another. Everyone wants Monica to make a special dish for them, and it's annoying. Rachel wants to go skiing with her family, but can't afford it. The funniest part of this episode is Joey posing for a health poster that's posted everywhere in the city, so everyone thinks he has V.D. Not terrible, but as far as Thanksgiving episodes go, this might be the worst?

GRADE: C-

The One With the Monkey: We are introduced to Marcel the Monkey, who is a big part of this first season. I'd imagine having a monkey on set wasn't the easiest thing to do, so Marcel isn't a part of the show for long, but he does come back in a later season for a last appearance. The most memorable part of this episode is the one-off appearance by David, whom Phoebe falls in love with instantly. It's a very short and sweet story contained in one episode, but Hank Azaria does such a good job that it kind of sucks he doesn't stick around a little longer. Well, we all know he comes back one more time much later in the show, but you know what I mean. The episode ends with Joey kissing Chandler. 

GRADE: B

The One with Mrs. Bing: We are introduced to Chandler's mom, who is always amazing when she appears in this show. This is the first episode where two of the main friends get into a real conflict, as Ross kisses Chandler's mom when he's depressed about Rachel dating Paolo. That's really the only good story in this episode, as the other stories involve Monica and Phoebe helping a guy who's in a coma they both fall in love with, and Rachel tries to write erotica. Nothing amazing. Chandler is extra funny in this one, but that quickly becomes the norm in this show. 

GRADE: C

The One With a Dozen Lasagnas: The episode starts off great with the cast humming The Odd Couple theme song. The rest of the episode has a few memorable moments, with Paolo making a move on Phoebe and Joey and Chandler getting their famous foosball table. The episode ends with Ross finding out he's having a boy, and it's sweet. I don't know why, but I always find Monica giving Paolo a lasagna after Rachel breaks up with him extra funny. 

GRADE: B-

The One With the Boobies: This is a meh episode that features a lot of storylines I don't really care too much about. The two big stories are Joey's dad having an affair and Phoebe dating a psychiatrist whom everyone hates. It's not great, but I guess it's nice to meet Joey's family here, even though I don't really remember them being in the show much after this. The whole gag where all the friends are trying to see each other naked isn't the best either. 

GRADE: D

The One With the Candy Hearts: This episode is decent; the best part is when Ross and Carol have a nice moment alone, and we catch a glimpse at what their relationship was like before the divorce. On the other hand, you have a decent setup where Chandler is surprised by a blind date who happens to be his ex, Janice. It's always nice seeing Janice, so it's good. The girls spend the night reminiscing on all their terrible exes, and it's also pretty good. It's actually a great episode to learn more about the characters outside of maybe Joey. 

GRADE: C+

The One With the Stoned Guy: This episode has one of the funniest gags in the first season, maybe the whole show? Jon Lovitz plays the stoned guy who wants to try Monica's food and he's so funny in this episode, one of the best guest appearances on the show. There's also a fun story where Ross is struggling to dirty talk with the girl he's dating, and Ross' performance in this episode is especially funny. 

GRADE: A

The One With the Two Parts: The first two-parter of many in this show. It's probably the weakest one on the show that I can remember right now. I dislike the whole Joey dates Phoebe's twin storyline, because it feels weird for Joey to do something he knows will hurt Phoebe, and that never really fits his character. Joey is the one who almost always goes out of his way to make his friends happy. Chandler also starts dating an employee he has to fire, which certainly fits his character as the guy who hates confrontation. It's still the best story in this episode, because it's Chandler and he's the funniest most episodes. The last big story is Rachel and Monica having to pretend to be each other to get Rachel's health insurance. George Clooney and Noah Wyle guest-star as the doctors whom Rachel and Monica have to trick, and they put on solid performances. There is a nice moment where Ross is scared about becoming a father, but is comforted by his friends and his dad. Actually, that moment where Ross and his dad are talking about the first moment they shared was really nice. 

GRADE: C-

The One With All the Poker: Another really great episode. It's always nice when most of the episode features all the friends just hanging out together, this time the girls play poker with the guys for the first time. Monica's Aunt Iris is really funny in this episode, kinda sucks we never see her again. The episode ends up focusing a lot on Rachel and her trying to get one of her dream jobs, but ultimately failing. It's another Ross and Rachel moment that really gets you to root for them to get together, as well as just being a very funny episode. 

GRADE: A-

The One Where the Monkey Gets Away: Another memorable episode here that furthers the Ross and Rachel story. This time, they get into their first argument when Rachel loses Marcel the Monkey in the apartment building. Mr. Heckles makes another appearance, and he is once again one of the funniest parts of the episode. The end goal of this episode, though, is to tease the audience even more on Ross and Rachel's romance. Feels so close here, and yet we all know it's not happening anytime soon. Phoebe gets shot by a tranq, so that's fun.  

GRADE: B+

The One With the Evil Orthodontist: Eh, this one isn't that good. Any episode that revolves around Rachel's ex, Barry, is pretty bad. I mean, I know we're not supposed to like Barry, but if they could have just erased his character from the show, that would have been okay. The rest of the stories aren't the best either. I guess maybe the best one is Joey finding out the person spying on them with a telescope is a woman, and he's into it. So Joey. 

GRADE: D

The One With Fake Monica: The main story in this episode, where Monica has her identity stolen, is really good. It's funny to see Monica go through a whole life change as a result of that, and her short friendship with the fake Monica is surprisingly sweet. I will say, the change Monica makes doesn't really seem to carry over to the rest of the show. The other story is good too, and it's all about Ross having to say goodbye to Marcel the Monkey, as he can't take good care of him anymore in his apartment. Funniest thing in this one, though, is Chandler tricking Joey into using the name Joseph Stallin for his auditions. 

GRADE: A-

The One With the Ick Factor: Boy, do I hate Ethan. One of the main stories in this one involves Monica dating a young man named Ethan, who is in College. Turns out they are both lying about their age, and Ethan is actually still in High School. It's not very funny, and I find the Ethan character to be really annoying. Chandler hires Phoebe at his job, but it doesn't go well when Phoebe tells Chandler that everyone hates him. It's funny to see Chandler try his best to be the likable boss, but even funnier that he just embraces the hate at the end. Ross is also jealous of Chandler because Rachel had a sex dream about him, which is... meh. 

GRADE: C-

The One With the Birth: The first of many birth episodes in the series, and a pretty solid episode. Monica is sad throughout the whole episode because she wants babies, and she feels hopeless in her search for love. It's a nice reminder of Monica's wants, and it comes into play next season in a big way. I really like Joey's side story with Lydia; it's the first time in the show that we see him being really sweet and possibly having a real romantic connection with someone. Sad when it just ends before it even begins. I guess the weakest part of this is the Ross and Susan rivalry, which has been ongoing for the whole season. At least here, we finally get some feelings resolved, and Ross finally makes peace with Susan. 

GRADE: A-

The One Where Rachel Finds Out: The season finale has some great moments, mostly revolving around the Ross and Rachel romance. Rachel finally finds out that Ross is in love with her, but he leaves for China for a week. It's a nice moment when Rachel finally decides that she wants to be with him, though it ends in a cliffhanger. Chandler's reaction to accidentally telling Rachel about Ross is really good, and the way he acts the rest of the episode is peak Chandler. The other fun story has Joey being unable to have sex with his new girlfriend because of a medical study he joins. This leads to him becoming the most unselfish lover in bed for the first time in his life. It's funny how he doesn't take anything away from this experience and goes back to his normal routine after. 

GRADE: A

Season 1 Thoughts: Like I said before, it's always great to go back to this season and see how different all the characters are compared to the last season. This season feels a lot more chill and toned down than the later seasons in the show. A lot of the characters are still finding their personalities, and the actors are getting used to playing their roles, but they do a really good job in one season of getting you to fall in love with the show. There are a few mediocre episodes, but most of this season is still very good, and it still holds up. I wish Chandler had kept his longer hair for more seasons, but oh well. The Ross and Rachel romance is still good, though maybe doesn't hit as hard when you already know all the things that they are about to go through on this show. 

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WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK (and the rise of AI music/art)

The year is 2026. Food comes in pill form and is transformed into 5-star meals with just a drop of water. Cars are flying around the busy cities, using a newly created fuel that's safer and cheaper for the earth and its people. Most diseases have a cure now, and humans on earth are living longer and healthier lives because of it. Artificial Intelligence has made our lives better as it does all the jobs humans don't want to do, and allows humans to focus on creating art. Haha, just kidding, AI is actually creating all the art now, and humans are just trying to create as much AI art as possible to make money from people who can't tell it's not made by a person. Also, all the other stuff hasn't happened yet, and everything is just way more expensive now. 

I poke fun at the year 2026 because back in the 80s and 90s, we all imagined a more Star Trek-like utopia coming in the future, and it's not even close to that. But really, I wanted to talk about all the AI art that's been dominating social media these days and how weird it's making life right now. It's really funny how AI is being used these days to create so much art, when we always imagined it would be used to do all the mundane tasks we hate so that we could have more time to create art ourselves. Instead, people are just spamming prompts into every AI generator to get works of art without actually doing anything. Now, I don't want to completely shit on AI art as a whole, as I'm sure there are good uses for it in art, music, movies, and writing. Maybe as a way to iron out some minor details or add some little details in the background, if you have a small budget for a movie, perhaps? For smaller studios or artist it could be a tool, but for billion-dollar corporations, it's not necessary at all. I mean, we recently saw Coca-Cola using AI for their Christmas ads here, and that's the kind of thing you don't want to see. Coca-Cola 100% has the money to pay artists to actually animate a commercial, so they are just doing it to save money and screw over actual talented workers. That's the kind of use of AI I don't want to see. 

The one thing I never thought we would see, though, is AI making music that not only gets lots of listens, but gets so many listens it goes viral and even charts on Billboard. "We Are Charlie Kirk" was created by the totally real band called "Spalexma." AI couldn't even come up with a good fake band name. What the hell is a Spalexma? Anyway, they are known for such awesome songs as: 

"With Jesus Love America Great Again"

"Stop, in the Name of God" 

and of course, "We Carry The Flame - Powerful Female Mix."

Gotta love a good female mix, that's also powerful. Okay, so clearly this is an AI Christian worship band. Well, not just any Christian worship, but Christian Nationalist American worship. You know, the worst kind of worship. The band has also managed to release about 20+ albums in less than two years, working those AI generators pretty hard. "They" didn't hit it big until they released a track exploiting the murder of Charlie Kirk with the song "We Are Charlie Kirk." The song was probably made just a day after Kirk's murder, but wasn't officially released until 6 days after. It went viral pretty quickly as it was posted across all social media platforms, especially TikTok, which is known for helping songs go viral quickly. It's so obviously AI because, of course, a song like this couldn't be made so quickly after an event occurs. I would imagine a lot of its listens came from people poking fun at it for its exploitation, as well as it sounding like it's meant to be a joke song, when it's actually being 100% serious. It's so weird seeing AI music being used to worship God or honor someone, because obviously, the AI doesn't personally worship a God or know anything about Charlie Kirk outside of the information it's fed on the internet. The song itself (We are Charlie Kirk) isn't even good, especially the vocals that sound so off-putting, just one of the things AI can't really get right at this point. 

That was the first big viral AI hit so far, but there have been lots of artists uncovered on Spotify that are just posting music created by AI generators. Another band called Velvet Sundown admitted that all their music was AI, but this was after a couple of their songs had already gained over a million listens. There are plenty of other AI bands out there on Spotify that have some songs that have reached over a million streams, it's getting pretty crazy. As if streaming didn't make it harder to get discovered as an artist already, now you have to compete with a bunch of AI slop being uploaded to Spotify in mass. I mean, at the end of the day, I think people are going to always want to hear music from actual people and not AI-generated artists. It just won't be the same coming from a computer, and at the moment, all AI music has this eerie quality to it that just makes it hard for most people to connect with. I'm kind of hoping it always stays that way, because I can't imagine how annoying it would be to have AI music that actually sounds completely human-made.

I don't know where this AI slop craze is going to go at this point. I figured it would be tired by now, but it looks like it's still going strong. AI is being abused in a lot of creepy ways, especially on Twitter, with people using GROK to create some pretty disturbing things. That, along with people trying to pass off AI art as their own, leads to a lot of frustration from real artists and people who are being used in AI pictures without their permission or having their art stolen. The soulless music of AI is not as serious as that other stuff, but it's still annoying, and I feel like there should at least be some kind of disclaimer forced on all AI art to let everyone know it wasn't made by an actual artist. Also, maybe stop letting companies that are worth billions cut out actual artists they can totally afford in exchange for that ugly AI art. 

Wait. What if this whole post was written by AI? NOOOOOOOO 

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Our President is Worse Than Terrible

Well, it's been a while since I wrote one of these "Trump is terrible" posts. I mean, it's been a whole... month? That's it, just a month?! He's already done enough terrible things for me to make another one of these posts? Well, I guess he's trying to end the year off strong. So yeah, it's only been a little over a month, and I already have enough things to write about here, but really, one very recent disgusting act was the main reason for me to do this again. We'll get to that one first, but there's still plenty of other things to mention, so here we go: Part 4 of why our current President is a terrible person. 

*I started writing this around December, but things kept happening that I wanted to add to this list, and it kept taking longer, so here we are in January now, and the list just keeps growing. 

Rob Reiner

Tragedy struck recently with the murder of Rob Reiner and Michele Reiner. This happening the same week as two mass shootings in the world was just a terrible end to a terrible week. Rob Reiner was a legendary director and created some of the best movies of all time, like The Princess Bride, A Few Good Men, and When Harry Met Sally (where we met his wife, Michele). Michele was a producer for movies as well as a political activist. It was a sad day to lose two people who did so many great things, but of course, a certain someone had to make it about himself. Yes, none other than President Trump had some disgusting things to say about Rob Reiner on the day of his death. Trump, in a social media post, talked about how Rob Reiner was a washed-up director who died because of his "Trump derangement syndrome." It's so incredibly pathetic how Trump has to make everything about himself, even after a man is tragically killed, he just can't let go of his hatred for one second. Even a lot of his followers were disappointed in Trump with his hateful and disgusting posts on Reiner, calling him classless. Trump even had a chance to take back his words, but instead decided to double down. 

World Cup Peace Prize

The World Cup is taking place in the United States next summer, and it's going to be a big event here. The hype for the World Cup is always big because it's the most important tournament in soccer, and it only happens every four years. Unfortunately, there are more than a few problems with this upcoming World Cup, and that's Trump and FIFA. Two of the most corrupt groups in the world working together? Sounds like a dream. FIFA is famous for being corrupt, and it's gotten a lot worse over the last few years, when the new President of FIFA, Gianni Infantino, was named. He's been nothing but terrible for soccer as a whole and is consistently making things worse for fans. He's also obsessed with sucking up to world leaders, especially Trump. So, when Trump was not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize he so desperately wanted, Infantino decided to take matters into his own hands. He decided to create a brand new trophy called "The FIFA Peace Prize," solely to give to Trump as a consolation prize for not getting his real Peace Prize. It was incredibly stupid and obvious that this was all just to suck up to Trump and make him feel better for losing out on the real Nobel Peace Prize he didn't even deserve in the first place. Of course, Trump accepted it and gave a boring speech because if he has the chance to suck himself off in front of a crowd, he'll take it. 

Christmas Calls to Kids

During Christmas week, the White House thought it would be a good idea for Trump to make phone calls to kids and ask them what they want for Christmas. It went as horribly as you'd expect from the President who has no idea how to talk to kids. Also, the president is currently involved in the whole Epstein scandal, so that just makes things even creepier. During these calls, he lies to kids about the 2020 election he lost, calls coal beautiful, and brags about winning Oklahoma. He has no idea how to talk to kids and instead ends up bragging about himself or saying stupid things that kids have no interest in. Just bizarre. Can you get over the 2020 election already? It's like losing to Biden is the one thing this dude will never get over. Speaking of which...

Presidential Plaques

Trump is such an insecure loser that he decided to put new plaques under the portraits of Obama and Biden. Basically, the plaques just mention how terrible they were as presidents, with mostly lies about their accomplishments. He tries his best to downplay the success of Obama's Affordable Care Act and accuses Obama of spying on Trump's 2016 election campaign. On Biden's plaque, he mentions that the 2020 election was corrupt, and that's how Biden won it. Trump just can't get these two guys out of his mind, no matter what happens. He's so insecure about himself that he has to keep bringing them up to try and make himself feel better. That, and he also really wants people to think that he's not the worst president in recent history, which would be false. 

Execute the Dems

Oh, nothing, just a post on his social media website about wanting to execute democrats for making a video telling troops to not obey illegal orders. Trump never really sees any kind of punishment for saying some of the most disgusting things a President could say, but maybe people are finally starting to get sick of this guy not actually fixing the economy and instead just being a douche most days. 

Pardoning Zhao

Changpeng Zhao is the creator of the cryptocurrency exchange called Binance. He was found guilty of allowing the service to be used by criminals to exchange money for illegal acts, including terrorism. So, of course, Trump would pardon the guy just a few months ago. What's worse is that he admitted to not even knowing who the guy is or what he did in an interview on 60 Minutes. What is true, though, is that Zhao has connections to Eric and Don Jr, who just happen to be Trump's kids. Huh? What a coincidence. 

Epstein

I mean, I don't even know how to cover this whole mess, and it's an ongoing problem that just keeps getting worse. I won't go into all the allegations people are posting online because, without any real evidence, it's pointless. The problem was that they promised to release ALL of the files by a certain date, that being December 19 of 2025. Did that happen? Well, no, of course not. Not only were all the files not released on the due date, but the ones that were had so many redactions that a lot of pages were just completely blacked out. It's an ongoing mess, but really, who even thought that they would actually do this right anyway? 

Nukes Baby!

Trump wants to do nuclear tests again. Honestly, I can never tell what this guy is serious about, because this could just be another deflection tactic. I guess they said that they're not just going to be exploding nukes and making mushroom clouds in the middle of nowhere, so that's... good? I mean, the idea of nuclear strikes and war is always nice. Nothing like fearing the end of the world because world leaders can't keep their shit together. 

The Double Tap

The USA has been striking down boats in the Caribbean that are supposedly carrying illegal drugs into our country. The double-tap incident was alleged to have occurred on September 2nd. A moment where a strike happened on a boat, but there were survivors. At this point, the normal procedure would be to pick up the survivors, but in this case, they decided to strike the boat again and wipe out any of the remaining survivors. This is all alleged, but it would be easily cleared up with the release of the video, but of course, that wasn't going to happen, and Hegseth told the media so right away. The idea of any of these people actually facing any kind of consequences for their actions just seems impossible these days. Like, do whatever you want and get away with it is the way the government is rolling right now. 

Venezuela

Well, as I was writing this post here, the big news came in that the USA has captured Maduro and his wife and has brought them in for justice. So yeah, Trump decided to go and capture another country's political leader and then said afterward that the USA will be in charge of Venezuela until further notice. Trump didn't even hide the fact that he's after the oil in the land and wants to bring in US oil companies to the country. The whole thing is going to be a mess, and while Maduro wasn't a worthy leader and the people of Venezuela are happy he's gone, it's only a matter of time before things can go from hopeful to ugly with the way nothing is really being planned for the country. It's especially strange when Trump just left the current regime in charge, and it doesn't seem like he's planning to have a new election to put someone the people actually want in charge in office. So, taking out Maduro is the right thing to do in Trump's eyes because of his ties to drug trafficking, but not so long ago, he pardoned Nicaragua's president for doing the same thing. 

 It's also scary to think this could just be the beginning of Trump's takeover of other countries. He's been talking about Greenland for a while now, and this could be a big step towards that being his next move. 

Trump's Idiotic December Speech

Trump's obsession with Biden continued in his recent address in December. He starts off by mentioning how Biden ruined everything, and he's going to fix it all. He talks about how amazing the economy is doing since he took over (he's lying). He complains about men playing in women's sports because his followers hate trans people, so they'll cheer for that. He said crime was at record levels under Biden (he's lying). He even mentions how our country was a joke to all other countries in the world when Biden was in charge. Of course, he's too stupid and egotistical to realize he's the biggest joke we've had running this country. Honestly, he pretty much just goes down the list of republican MAGA talking points that he hasn't shut up about all year long, with all the racism and lies that come with that. It was a nearly 20-minute-long speech, so of course I didn't sit through all of it, especially when the first five minutes were just the same lies he always says. I'll never understand how people hear him talk and actually believe a single word this guy says. 

Renee Nicole Good

I can't even finish writing this post without something new happening every time I'm about to publish it. This time, it was a horrific event that involved ICE shooting a woman to death while she tried to drive away from them. The victim was Renee Nicole Good, and in the video that shows her death, it was very clear she was not being violent towards ICE, nor was she trying to hurt anyone around her. But with ICE, you get a bunch of untrained idiots with guns who are ready to shoot first and deal with the consequences later. I say consequences, but the current regime has made it clear that they don't want the murderer of Renee Nicole Good to face any consequences at all. Trump immediately started spreading misinformation about the shooting, as he said that Renee was trying to run over the ICE agents and was a violent agitator. As far as we can see from the videos of the shooting, none of that is true of Renee, and in fact, it looked like she was going out of her way to not hit anyone with her car. All this leads to more questions about the state of our country and how many more people need to die before we actually see any significant change. The fact that people keep getting killed in our country for no real reason is a problem we've had for too long, and it is incredibly depressing to see it just get worse and worse. Well, when the murder of Charlie Kirk, who was a friend of Trump and Vance, doesn't open their eyes, then why would some random civilian? But no, let's just keep making excuses for the guys with the guns who have no idea how to handle such powerful weapons with any kind of restraint. They say ICE is supposed to be taking away the criminals back to their countries, but it turns out that ICE were the criminals all along. Fuck off. 

Well, I'm glad I got to end that on an extremely low note. I mean, it's not like I was expecting things to get better anytime soon, but holy shit, they keep finding ways to lower the bar. 

JD Vance is a hoe, and I want that known.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c773de38p2go

https://news.sky.com/story/who-will-take-over-as-venezuelas-president-its-not-so-simple-13490121

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEwe3esSytc&t=6s

https://www.vox.com/politics/474637/ice-shooting-minnesota-renee-nicole-good-trump

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/fact-checking-trumps-plaques-for-past-presidents-at-the-white-house-walk-of-fame

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-says-democrats-video-message-to-military-is-seditious-behavior-punishable-by-death

https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/sport/soccer-world-cup-peace-prize-trump-intl

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/11/03/politics/video/trump-pardon-binance-changpeng-zhao-60-minutes-digvid

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The Worst Songs of 2025 (and best too, sort of)

2025! What a year to be alive. A year that only seemed to keep getting worse as the months kept passing by. Everything just kind of sucks around here right now, but at least we got some great music to get us through it all, right? Well, yes and no. Outside of the charts, music was pretty great, and we got a bunch of great albums from established names and even some newcomers. ON the charts, however, it wasn't so hot. 2025 was one of the most stagnant years for pop music in a loooong time, like it was almost shocking how little things seemed to move on the charts. So much so that a lot of the most popular songs of this year were just the same hits from last year. It was so bad that Billboard had to create new rules for how long a song can stay at the top of the charts before being removed completely. I call this the Teddy Swims rule, as his hit song "Lose Control" was on the charts, floating around the top 10 for over two years, until the new rules were established, and it was finally pulled off the charts. A lot of songs were finally removed thanks to this new rule. So, making this year-end list I usually make became pretty difficult when a lot of the songs I had to pick from were songs that were on my list last year. Plus, the fact that most of the new songs weren't really sticking with me much. So with all that out of the way, here are the worst songs of the year! and a couple of decent ones too, I guess. 

THE WORST!

TAYLOR SWIFT - ACTUALLY ROMANTIC

So Taylor released another album this year. I believe that's 6 albums in 6 years now, so she's been pretty busy along with her tours. The Life of a Showgirl is her latest album, and it was received with mixed reactions. Despite that, it still sold a billion copies more or less, and every song on the album charted on the Hot 100. I myself found the album to be a bit of a mixed bag, with some great songs and some duds all wrapped into an okay album. This was probably my least favorite from the album for several reasons. The main one is just how dull the music turned out on this track. The song is carried by an electric guitar strumming some simple chords, but it really sounds weak, along with the rest of the music in this song. Just bad production all around, really. As for the lyrics, well, it's said that this is meant to be a diss track aimed at fellow star Charli XCX, though I don't think Taylor ever confirmed that herself. Even if it's not aimed at her, it's still a pretty weak diss track overall, as Taylor calls out "Charli" for being obsessed with her. The main diss being that "Charli" is giving her so much attention that she must be in love with Taylor. As far as diss songs go, it's a bit childish. 

The song that people say is Charli's diss track to Taylor is called "Sympathy is a Knife." Honestly, after listening to it and reading the lyrics, it really doesn't even seem like a diss song to me. It's more about how insecure Charli feels around a certain person who's possibly Taylor Swift.  

BENSON BOONE - MYSTICAL MAGICAL

It's so great that one of the few songs that really took off this year was also one of the more annoying songs I've heard recently. Dumb lyrics, annoying vocals, and a chorus that only makes me think of the song "Physical" by Olivia Newton-John. Benson Boone was coming off a high when his song "Beautiful Things" became a huge hit last year and made him a new star. He tried to take advantage of his new stardom by releasing a new album this year, and it was... well, it was pretty bad actually. It was pretty much the worst thing he could have made right after finding success last year. The album was a mess, but he still managed to get a few hits out of it, one of those hits being "Mysical Magical". I don't know why I dislike this song so much, but it might just be the moonbeam ice cream that he keeps forcing into the song. Gotta get that CRUMBL partnership, I guess? The chorus also gets annoying after one or two listens. That being said, Benson Boone is still a decent artist and out of all other artists on the worst list, he's the only one I can see bounce back. Just stop making annoying ass music, perhaps.

MORGAN WALLEN - WHAT I WANT (W/ Tate McRae)

What happens when two boring artists team up for a hit song? Well, nothing interesting. That's it. I've gone on and on about how much I dislike Wallen's music from the last 5 years. It won't be the last time on this list, so spoilers, I guess? I truly don't get Tate McRae as an artist, though. I have no idea why she is a mega star in today's music scene. Nothing I've heard from her makes me think she's anything other than a generic pop singer. She's like the Corn Flakes of pop music. No offense to Corn Flakes. 

MORGAN WALLEN - JUST IN CASE

The most boring artist your friends like for some reason released a new album this year. Another 2-hour-long masterclass in time wasting. Dude, can you stop making these long ass albums when you barely have enough good material to make an EP? I seriously want to know who sits through these two-hour-long albums and actually enjoys them, because I can't imagine any real human actually being able to do that. The sad part is this might be one of the better songs from the album, but that's not really saying much. It's at least got a hint of emotion, a bit of story about him still in love with someone he can't have. That being said, the song is still incredibly boring from Wallen, and maybe could've worked better with another singer. 

ALEX WARREN  - ORDINARY

I mentioned this song in my last post, where I talked about the worst songs of the 2020s so far. The song here isn't bad in an interesting way, but just extremely boring in a way that makes it easy to forget. The kind of song you only listen to because everyone keeps using it on their TikToks for engagement. Once that fad went away, the song went away with it, and we're left with a song that most people won't remember after this year ends, at least people who like good music anyway. Just writing about this song is putting me to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Sorry, fell asleep while typing there. 

FORREST FRANK - YOUR WAY'S BETTER

Christian music's back babyyyyy (sigh). Oh, wait, this actually sounds like trash. I guess it's not that surprising that a Christian song would become a pop hit in 2025, kind of the way things are going these days. I guess I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't for the fact that this song is so incredibly lame. Terrible production with some of the cringiest lyrics you can find. "Making waves like a jetski" is an actual line in this song. It almost reminds me of an AJR song, which is not a good thing. I don't know, I mean, a lot of popular Christian music back in the day was this cheesy and lame, but I swear there were good artists out there who actually made great songs that weren't as pandering as this.

KOE WETZEL - HIGH ROAD (w/ Jessie Murph)

Jessie Murph is on this song? Believe it or not, straight on the worst songs list. I can't stand Jessie's vocals, and anytime I hear them, the song instantly becomes unlistenable. Not that the song would be much better without her, as it's still a pretty boring country pop song at the end of the day. But I guess that's what people like these days, boring ass country anthems that won't be remembered next year. 

JESSIE MURPH - BLUE STRIPS

Oh, look, it's Jessie Murph again. This time, it's just her alone, which is 100 times worse than her being in a song with Koe Wetzel or Jelly Roll. This straight up sounds like shit, and I have no idea how anyone can listen to Jessie Murph for fun. This feels like a joke. Why does she have so many hits right now? Why is she allowed to have a career in music? I've lost all hope in music this year after all these terrible songs. I think I understand why so many hits this year were just the same songs from last year now. It's because 2025 literally gave us nothing new to listen to in pop music. Everyone is too depressed to make good music now, thanks, America. Thank God for indie music because if not, we'd have nothing new to listen to this year. Also, thank you Lady Gaga, for making one of the few great pop albums of the year. 

MORGAN WALLEN - I'M THE PROBLEM

Morgan Wallen and Jessie Murph are the worst things to happen to music in 2025, as they both have at least two songs on this list. This song is just depressing as Morgan whines about his ex-girlfriend and their messy relationship. In the song, Wallen questions his ex's taste in men by asking why she stuck around so long with him, putting up with his bullshit all the time. Wallen thinks his awful behavior could partially be blamed on her because she kept coming back to him despite the fact that she seems to think he's terrible and possibly has a drinking problem. The whole "if I'm so bad, then why do you keep coming back" thing is annoying too, as if people didn't struggle with leaving terrible relationships for actual good reasons. Besides the bad lyrics, the song itself is another boring Wallen song where the most interesting thing about it IS the bad lyrics. 

THE GOOD?

Okay, I wasn't being completely serious about all the pop music being terrible this year; there were a few songs I really liked. 

TAYLOR SWIFT - OPALITE

I'll admit I wasn't super into Taylor's new album "The Life of a Showgirl.", although it was nice to see her return to a more upbeat pop sound this year, as much as I enjoyed Folklore and Midnights. Opalite was a standout from the new album, as a straight-up catchy song with fun music and a memorable chorus. The song is about Taylor finding her own joy in life through the hard times and stress. It could also be about the happiness she found in her relationship with Kelce. The joy of the song is pretty contagious, which I think is why I enjoy it so much. 

KENDRICK LAMAR - TV OFF (w/ Lefty gunplay)

One of the few albums to really take off this year (it was released late 2024). It's Kendrick, so you expect greatness from him, and this album delivered on that. I love the energy of the track "TV OFF," as Kendrick spits awesome verses on the great production by DJ Mustard and... JACK ANTENOFF?!? Well, I didn't see that one coming. This is one of the more energetic tracks off of GNX, and I love it when Kendrick does these kinds of tracks. 

KENDRICK LAMAR - LUTHER (w/ SZA) 

Speaking of GNX, here's another great track from that album. This was the bigger hit as the duo of Kendrick and SZA always seems to equal a huge hit. This is a much slower track, but it's still just as good as the last one (TV OFF). It has a nice beat with some nice strings and piano carrying it on top of the usual heavy bass. 

SAJA BOYS - SODA POP

Just when I thought the days of seeing K-pop hits crossover to the USA were done, out comes one of the biggest hit movies of the year with multiple hit songs.  I don't know what to say, outside of that the song is extremely catchy and fun, and it's exactly what this year needed more of in the charts. Probably should have been the song of the summer, but instead we got "Ordinary". 

BAD BUNNY - DtMF

It was another big year for the Bad Bunny. Releasing a new album in the first week of the year was a smart move, as the album dominated the conversations when there weren't many other big albums so early in the year. That tied with him standing up against the crappy state of the USA and touring exclusively outside of the country, and of course, in Puerto Rico. Speaking of Puerto Rico, the song feels like a love letter to his home, family, friends, and island. It's that with a mix of nostalgia, good memories, maybe some regrets as well. 

CHAPELL ROAN - THE SUBWAY

Chappell released two new singles this year in "The Giver" and "The Subway." The first one wasn't the best, at least in my opinion; it felt like a step down from all the great music she made in the last two years.  The Subway, on the other hand, was much better. The song is all about the frustration after having your heart broken, those weeks/months after, where you can't stop thinking about the person with whom you broke it off, and everything reminds you of them. It captures that feeling well, and I like the idea of just Chapell just clamoring for the boring daily subway rides where she's not reminded of her ex. 

LADY GAGA - ABRACADABRA

I wasn't kidding when I thanked Lady Gaga earlier for making one of the best pop albums. Lady Gaga had her big comeback album after a 5-year gap between her last one in 2020. It really felt like Gaga returning to her big signature sound, and it was easily one of the best albums of the year, certainly the best pop album. It's a shame the only really big song from this album ended up being last year's single "Die With a Smile," because that song almost feels out of place with the rest of the album. I think "Abracadabra" is a much better representation of how fun her new album was. Only Gaga can write a chorus that sounds like gibberish and make it work. But if, for whatever reason, you haven't heard this album yet, please go listen to it. 

Best Songs (outside of Pop Charts)

Hayley Williams - Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party

Twenty One Pilots - City Walls

PARTYOF2 - Feel Love

After - 300 dreams

Sam Fender - Rein Me In

The Aces - Gold Star Baby

Perfume Genius - No Front Teeth

Laufey - Tough Luck

JADE - Plastic Box

Wolf Alice - The Sofa

Best Albums 

Wolf Alice - The Clearing

Hayley Williams - Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party

JADE - That's Showbiz Baby!

Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out

Laufey - A Matter of Time

Lady Gaga  - MAYHEM

Bad Suns - Accelerator

Kali Uchis - Sincerely, 

The Last Dinner Party - From the Pyre

Djo - The Crux

Random "Awards"

Underrated Album of the Year: Miley Cyrus - Something Beautiful

Considering how big a star she is, I feel like this album wasn't really talked about much. While not her best album in my opinion, it was a big step up from her last release (Endless Summer Vacation). 

Overrated Album of the Year: Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl

Overrated is probably too strong a word. The truth for me is that the album is just okay, but most people either see it as another masterpiece or the worst thing she's ever done. It's probably the only album I could have put as both overrated and underrated because of the reaction to it being so polarizing. It's certainly her weakest album in a while, but that doesn't automatically make it the worst thing in the world. On the other hand, it's Taylor, so this album still sold more than the Bible this year. That and every single song on the album was on the charts for multiple weeks. It probably deserves to be somewhere in the middle, so that's why I put it here. 

Worst AI song: We Are Charlie Kirk 

I'm not even going to name the artist because it's not really an artist, it's just AI. I mean, I know for a fact there are worse AI songs out there, but this one actually had some success on the music charts, which is just depressing. Even if you ignore the subject material, the song is terrible with the crappy AI vocals belting the chorus. 

Worst Trend: AI Music

Not that AI in music hasn't been used before 2025, but this year, it just really ramped up in quantity. Spotify has been seeing more and more AI artists and bands join its service and some of them actually get a good amount of streams. AI Art in general has been so toxic this year, with tons of people stealing art styles from real artists and trying to sell their computer-generated trash to the masses. Maybe actually try to learn music or art? Who wants to buy art that a computer stole from other artists? The fact that the answer is not zero people is depressing. 

Best Trend of the Year - Y2K

I'm sure it's just my nostalgia for that era, but I've been digging the whole Y2K aesthetic making a short comeback. Artists like Bad Suns, After, and Ninajirachi used it to create fun albums, among others. I'm sure it'll get tired in a short while, but I'm enjoying it while it lasts. 

Worst Overall Artist of the Year - Morgan Wallen

For releasing one of the worst albums of the year, and making it nearly two hours long. Also, for having a bunch of hits this year from that terrible album. 

Best Overall Artist of the Year - Bad Bunny

For releasing one of the best albums of the year, and also not being afraid to take a stand. I guess with his insane levels of fame right now, he's in a good position to be able to take a stand against all the bullshit in this country. Deciding to not tour the USA because of ICE, and also putting on a bunch of shows in Puerto Rico, was a great move for him. All this leading up to what should be an insane Super Bowl performance in 2026, much like Kendrick at the last one. 

Also including a playlist of a bunch of songs I liked from 2025. Hope you had a great year despite everything, and if you found some great music not mentioned here, please send it my way.

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Christianity and Trump Don't Mix

 The past year, I decided to start posting about more political topics on this here blog, something I never really thought I would do. I was growing increasingly frustrated with the way things were going in this country and how our current President (and all his friends) is abusing his power and hurting the lives of millions of Americans in the process. It just keeps getting worse as the months go by, and it feels like Trump will never actually see any kind of justice for all his abuse. There's something else that's been bothering me for years now, though, pretty much since Trump decided to run for President the first time he ran. That's how a lot of Christians in the USA decided that he was the one who was the best representative for them. 

It's not that weird that Christians in America would side with whoever was running in the Republican Party by default, as that party has aligned more with their beliefs for a long time now. It's strange how Christians and the church think of Trump as some special God-chosen politician that was destined to take the Presidency. It's also a big part of the rise of Christian Nationalists and how they seem more and more confident that the USA is going to turn into exactly what they want with Trump in charge. The reality probably is that Trump really doesn't care about any of that and is just using Christianity as a way to get more people to fall for his schtick and vote for him. Nothing about the way Trump lives or presents himself makes me think that he in any way cares about religion or Christianity as a concept or way of life. Here are some reasons why I believe that.

1. Greed

It's no secret that Trump loves money, which is obviously the easiest way to get to heaven, as Jesus said in the Bible: "Rich people can buy their way into heaven". Wait, no, he actually said that it's incredibly hard to get into heaven if you are rich, my bad. Ever since Trump became a prominent name in the media, he's made his whole image about his wealth and his businesses. He pretty much became the default image of the rich lifestyle in the '80s and '90s. He started countless businesses where he would sell any kind of product and just slap his name on it and call it a day. Trump Steaks, a Trump restaurant, a Trump College, even a Trump airline. Even recently, he and his wife made cryptocurrencies with their names on them that turned out to be pretty much just a pump and dump scheme. He even slapped his name on a Bible that's being sold for 100 dollars, or 1000 dollars if you want a signed copy. It's literally just the Bible, but it has the Declaration of Independence and song lyrics inside for two American anthems. You know Trump wouldn't put his name on a Bible if he wasn't making SOME money off of it. Also, the "God Bless the USA Bibles" were apparently being made in CHINA. Hilarious. Trump has a long history of ripping people off and screwing over people to make a buck, and it looks like that never actually changed. His whole presidency seems to be about doing that, too, with a lot of billionaires siding with Trump because he's trying to help them make even MORE money that they don't need. On top of him selling tons of merch like gold watches, guitars, Bibles, cologne, shoes, cell phones, and starting his own social media, most of these while he was President. 

2. Hate

One of the things Trump is known for is how bent out of shape he gets when talking about anyone he doesn't like. Trump is terrible at showing any restraint when he gets annoyed at someone, or when he gets a chance to talk bad about someone, he usually takes it. He's notorious for coming up with mean nicknames for people he doesn't like; there's literally an entire Wikipedia page with just all the nicknames he uses. Sometimes it goes further than that, though, like recently at Charlie Kirk's memorial, he decided to spew hate against the "Radical Left." Even more recently, he posted that he believes some Democrats should be punished with death after they released a video telling active military to refuse illegal orders. Let's not forget the countless times he's had a chance to separate himself from hate groups in the USA, but he always found a way to dodge it. "There are very fine people on both sides," he said. He even recently was rude to a reporter who asked him a very reasonable question, by telling her to "quiet piggy". Guy clearly has no respect for anyone outside of his inner circle, or that he feels he can get something from. You know, like a Christian man is supposed to be. 

3. Sexism

There was a huge case that Trump lost recently, which involved his affair with a porn star who was paid to keep that affair quiet. This all happened just after Trump's wife had just given birth, mind you. I mean, having an affair is bad enough, but paying a bunch of money to keep it secret because you don't want it to affect your upcoming election is insane. Obviously, he knew a lot of his voters were Republicans, and a lot of them are probably Christians who would really dislike those actions. Trump just seems like a sexist man in general, but a lot of Christians still think women belong in the kitchen, so sexism probably isn't too much of a problem for those types of Christians. Unfortunately, a lot of Christians probably just blame the porn star he slept with and let Trump off the hook. Look, I'm not saying people are not allowed to make mistakes; everybody does, and it's normal. But Trump has never shown any kind of remorse or growth from these mistakes, nor has he asked for forgiveness or admitted fault, because to a man like him, this is a sign of weakness. Everyone around him needs to please him, and if they don't, then his wish is to make them please him or get rid of them. That's probably why he said that infamous line years ago, "grab them by the ****." It's because he has no shame, and he thinks his power and money mean he can do whatever he wants to, and it'll be fine. Not the first President to think that, let's be fair. Honestly, his getting away with almost every bad thing he does probably empowers him to keep doing it. Mind you, he won the election even after people heard him say that. Then won another election after the Jan 6 riots, so maybe he's not completely wrong in thinking he can get away with everything, because he kind of has to this point. 

4. Pride

I mean, he might be one of the most prideful men in the whole world. It goes with some of the things I mentioned before about him never admitting fault for anything he does wrong. Never saying sorry and always being right, even when he's just straight up lying to everyone. The man thinks he's the greatest thing to happen to this country, even while he's actively making things worse for the average American. Remember when Trump got mad at a Bishop when she pleaded with him to be kinder to immigrants and other marginalized people? Is that how a man of God should behave when receiving a plea? It's not like she was telling him off or trying to shame him; it was a simple plea on behalf of people Trump was planning to go after in his second term. Anytime anyone confronts him and calls out his lies, he just lies some more or starts name-calling as a defence. When his lies get people hurt or cause trouble, he still doesn't admit fault or even correct himself. Like when he lied about Haitians in Ohio eating their neighbors' cats and dogs, a really stupid lie that he never apologized for. This is just one example of many. 

I also want to bring up that horrible photoshoot he had, where he was holding a Bible in front of a church awkwardly, like it was the first time he touched a book. Doing this photoshoot during the protests that were happening after the unjust murder of George Floyd was just another bizarre moment in this man's Presidency. It felt like an obvious moment of pandering to Christians, and I think a lot of them saw right through it, but unfortunately, not all of them. 

What other qualities can a man of God, such as Trump, show in his life? Is the greed, hate, sexism, and pride not enough? Is the violence towards immigrants in this country similar to how Jesus would treat outsiders? Is helping the rich get richer and the poor struggle more something Jesus would be proud of? Is selling a Bible for way too much money because it has your name on it the right move for a man with as much power and money as Trump already has? What do you do with your position of power, but spread hate throughout the country as your message of "empathy is for the weak" rings across the nation. 

Look, American Christianity has a lot of problems. I'm not here to say that being a Christian is bad or that all Christians are like Trump and Charlie Kirk because that's not true either. There are Christian people in positions of power out there who don't spread messages of hate or let greed make most of their choices in life. I'm just talking about Trump and his circle here, and all the Christians who decided to join his bandwagon and live more like him and his beliefs. I mean, even Joe Biden was a better representation of what an actual President who is Christian should behave like. Anyway, the point of this post is to say that Trump isn't a Christian, and I'm pretty sure even he would probably admit that if he were ever honest. But really, it just confuses me why so many Christians still support him despite all the clear signs that he's a terrible person who doesn't care about what God even thinks of him. Guy probably thinks Jesus would bow down to him because he's the President of the USA. 

Empathy is good

Racism needs to die

Billionaires don't need even more money

Immigrants aren't all violent drug-dealing criminals, and they helped make this country great

And yes, not all Christians are Trump-loving weirdos. I think more people are waking up from this Trump obsession as they see more and more broken promises from him. But this is just how I feel. At the end of the day, how you feel about all of this is up to you.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-democrats-death-penalty-sedition-military-orders-rcna245003

https://www.npr.org/2025/01/09/nx-s1-5252582/trump-supreme-court-appeal-sentencing

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-demands-apology-after-bishop-asked-him-to-have-mercy-on-lgbtq-people-and-migrants

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-trump-amplifies-false-racist-rumor-about-ohios-haitian-immigrants-in-debate

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Worst Songs of the 2020s (SO FAR)

Living in the year 2025 has been ROUGH. I mean, I think anyone living in America can feel that right now, unless you happen to be a billionaire. If you are a billionaire, what are you even doing reading this blog? Shouldn't you be doing rich people stuff, like taking advantage of the lower classes? Jokes aside, I've been really enjoying the music this year, especially outside of the pop charts. The reality is that the pop charts are actually pretty stale right now, and it's been so easy to just avoid all that music. I actually recently made a post of my favorite songs of the decade so far, so if you want some new music to check out, you can read that. This here will be all about hate. All the terrible music we've gotten over the last 5 years (almost 6 now). Here I will list my least favorite songs of the decade so far, songs that I just truly hate.. for fun. 

THE TOP 15 WORST SONGS OF THE 2020s... SO FAR

Here are a few songs that almost made the list before I start the actual list.

ALEX WARREN - ORDINARY

This could potentially be one of the most boring songs of the decade; it's certainly the most boring song of the year so far. Only time will tell how much I will hate this song in the future, but it might be too early to put it on this list, as it's only been around a few months. Feels like an eternity at this point. Such a forgettable song, the fact that this was the biggest song of the summer shows how bad this year has been for hit songs. 

WALKER HAYES - FANCY LIKE

Remember that Applebee's song from a few years ago? Yeah, I didn't either until I was making this list. It still sucks, but it's at least a so bad it's almost good kind of suck. That being said, it's still a dumb song that's basically just made for that one commercial, and listening to it outside of that is just pointless. 

LIL DICKY - MR.MCADAMS

God, I really hate Lil Dicky's music. His 2024 album "Penith" was one of the worst things I've ever heard, but the only reason I'm not putting this song on the list is that it wasn't even a hit song. It was sorta viral for the music video and the name-dropping of famous actor Rachel McAdams, but outside of that, not much else. Lil Dicky is so unfunny it's actually painful to listen to. Not even the worst track on the album, as he has an almost 9-minute joke song about him going to jail for accidentally exposing himself to minors.

15. EMINEM - HOUDINI (2024)

One last ride for Slim Shady, and it was pretty freakin bad. This song was everything that's wrong with recent Eminem albums, as it features outdated jokes and references that aren't nearly as funny as Eminem thinks they are. I was so excited to get one last album with the Slim Shady characters, and it really seemed like it was going to be a nice farewell to an iconic part of Eminem's career. Instead, it just highlighted all of Em's flaws from the last 10 years of his music career. So disappointing. 

14. SELENA GOMEZ - LOSE YOU TO LOVE ME (2020)

Remember when I said the song "Ordinary" could potentially be one of the most boring songs of the decade? Well, this is one of the songs that's going to be competing with for that title. Selena Gomez has always been someone who I feel wastes a lot of her talent by making the worst possible songs that she can't pull off. This song is meant to be an emotional story of a person who is going through a tough time in her love life, but it doesn't do a good job at actually BEING emotional. Instead, it feels like a lifeless slog going through the motions. 

13. Tekashi 69 / Nicki Minaj - TROLLZ (2020)

When this song first came out, I was so annoyed by Nicky Minaj's feature on this song. Why waste your talent working with Tekashi 69? The years have not been kind to Nicki, though, as she keeps taking loss after loss in the music industry and in real life. She recently decided to join the Trump bandwagon, so that's how desperate she is for any kind of relevance. The worst part about this song was that it was actually a number one hit, the only one for Tekashi 69. We were so close to just not having this guy have a big hit before he disappeared. The song is your typical trash with the terrible lyrics and annoying vocals by 69. Nicki joins with her own verse, and it's lackluster. Still the best part of the song, mind you, but that's not hard to accomplish on a Tekashi 69 song. Thankfully his last hurrah before going away. 

12. Oliver Tree - Miss You (2023)

Man, I just never understood all the love that this dude gets. I can't stand most of his music, and this song is one of his most annoying. The stupid chipmunk vocal effect makes this song impossible to listen to, not that everything else in the song is much better. A loud mess of a song that honestly gives me a headache the longer I listen to it. I cut it off after a minute, that's as long as I can take it. Well, unless the second half of the song somehow turns into a masterpiece, I'll never know. It's Oliver Tree, so that's not even possible. 

11. Jelly Roll / Dustin Lynch - Chevrolet (2024)

COUNTRY SONG ABOUT TRUCKS! COUNTRY SONG ABOUT TRUCKS! TRUUUUCKS!!!

Did you guys know that trucks are a staple of country songs? Not like there's been like 10 hit songs in the last few years about trucks. In fact, this isn't even the last song about trucks on the list. There's a worse truck song coming up soon. As for this one, well, it's pretty much a lazy sample of the classic song "Drift Away" but with some of the lyrics changed to make it about a Chevi. It's gotta be American-made, dude, we ain't got time for no Japanese trucks. Jelly Roll is a talented singer, but man, does he love to make some of the worst songs to hit the charts in the last few years. Giving Morgan Wallen a run for his money. As for Dustin Lynch, well, he's here too, I guess? I mean, I wouldn't have been able to remember his name if you had a gun to my head and asked me. Which is also the only way I'd get into a Chevi truck. 

THE TOP 10. Gayle - abcdefu (2021)

An edgy teen girl swears a lot, and it becomes a TikTok sensation. The main appeal of this song is the lead-up to the chorus, where Gayle says the ABCs, but ends when it gets to F so she can say FU. U does not go after F, but how else would she tell her ex to "fuck off"? The transition from the verse to the alphabet is just awkward, and it feels forced. The song is just overall uninteresting, with the most basic music possible. The lyrics aren't as clever as they seem to think they are, as they are mostly generic breakup lyrics that aren't really about anything specific enough, but I guess that's the point when you want as many people to relate to it as possible. To be fair, this song was written by a teenager FOR teenagers, so that's why it's not too high on the list. Teenagers think that saying "fuck" a lot is the edgiest thing you could ever do, this coming from a person who also thought that back in the day. Hm, maybe I'm starting to understand this song a little more. It also just annoys me how she disses her ex for having a job and a crappy car. I'm sure there are better reasons to diss someone, not just the fact that they work hard for the little they have. 

9. AJR - Bang! (2021)

One of the most hated bands of the last 10 years, and rightfully so. AJR is just one of those bands that make tons of mediocre music and still somehow have found a lot of popularity. I don't think this is their worst song, but it was one of their biggest hits, and that's why it's on this list. Loud and annoying is the signature sound of AJR, complete with nonsense lyrics. It's just a sound I could never get behind, as it just feels like it's trying too hard to sound big and epic with all the different instruments being used. Just because your sound is big and bold doesn't automatically make it good; it still has to make sense together, and this doesn't. The song just feels like it's missing the energy it should have for a song called "Bang!". See Jessie J's "Bang Bang" to see how to make a song with an actual "Bang!". 

8. Maroon 5 - Memories (2021)

(Adam Levine staring at you like he's about to eat you)

What's worse than a loud and annoying song? A boring, lifeless song with zero originality. The melody is obviously taken straight from the classical song "Pachelbel's Canon in D", which is often used at weddings. I mean, that's lazy enough, but the rest of the song is so damn boring as the song stays at the same level the whole time with no interesting chorus or bridge. I mean, this is Maroon 5; they haven't done anything groundbreaking in about a decade now. Just going through the motions still gets them hits. That being said, they did release a new album this year, and it hasn't had any big hits yet, so maybe the world is finally moving on from this band. It's annoying because I recently went back to their second album, and it still had a lot of solid songs on it; clearly, the band is capable of making interesting or at least fun music. 

7. David Guetta - Baby Don't Hurt Me (2023)

 My least favorite song of the year 2023... or at least it was at the time I wrote my list at the end of 2023. David Guetta has recently started sampling popular songs from back in the day to get easy hits. This time, he used the popular club hit "What Is Love" from the 90s. The problem is that it really doesn't do anything that is different than the original, and the few things it changes, it does significantly worse. Anne-Marie completely butchers the iconic chorus and comes nowhere near Haddaway's levels of singing. I don't understand why Guetta didn't just get Haddaway to sing the chorus or even just use the original chorus as part of the sample. Turning a classic club hit into just a worse version of a modern-day pop song makes no sense at all. Just play the original from the 90s at that point, it's still an awesome song, and I'm sure most people would love to dance to it. Well, hopefully Haddaway made some money from this at least. 

6. Morgan Wallen - I'm The Problem (2024)

YAWN. What the hell happened to this guy? In the late 2010's Wallen was a fast-rising star in the country scene, but he really broke out in 2021 with his double album "Dangerous". He went from a pretty popular country artist to a megastar in the country scene and even outside of it. That is, until he was caught saying racist slurs, and it felt like his career was in danger of exploding. What actually happened was that he somehow became an even bigger star after that. I should mention he did apologize for the slurs. But this led to his music going into a more modern pop country sound with a lot more hip-hop elements. His music was trending in that direction in some of his songs, but after 2021, he went full in on that sound. His mega hit "Last Night" was about as boring as a country song can be in modern day. Somehow it kept getting worse as he released an album last year called "I'm The Problem" that was almost two hours long. Wallen really doesn't have enough good ideas to make a full album these days, but a double album from him is just insane. The title track, "I'm the Problem," is a whiny song where Morgan just blames his partner for sticking around, even though he's such an awful person. It's such a dumb, gross song, where Morgan just sounds like a piece of shit who doesn't understand how emotions work. Trash.

5. HARDY - TRUCK BED (2023)

Another douchy country song from another whiny dude bro. This time, Hardy sings about being drunk and coming home late, even though his girl told him to come home instead of going to the bar. Fed up with his bullshit, she tells him to sleep outside, and he uses his truck bed as a... bed. Later, he decides to shoot her because he woke up feeling bad after sleeping outside on his truck. Or so the lyrics imply anyway. Seems like a lovely guy, really. He and Morgan Wallen should write a relationship advice book together. Anyway, this song isn't good even if you can somehow ignore the dumbass lyrics. Music is pretty generic rock that would have been popular like 25 years ago, maybe. 

4. Justin Bieber - Yummy (2020)

This song literally came out in the first week of 2020. Starting the decade off in the worst possible way. Seeing as how the rest of that year turned out, maybe it was a sign all along. Justin Bieber's first album in 5 years ended up being a huge letdown, especially since it was following probably his best album at that point (2015's Purpose). I don't know how anyone who worked with Bieber let this happen. Did no one in the studio tell him how bad this song was, or was everyone just too afraid to be honest with him? The song was still a hit, but it didn't reach number one, and it slipped off the charts a lot faster than his other big songs. The funniest part of this song was Bieber posting on his socials, telling fans to leave the song playing on repeat while they sleep to boost its numbers. It didn't work, as the song was not a number one hit, rightfully so. It seemed like the whole point of this song was for it to go viral with the music video and the "hilarious" use of the word yummy. It wasn't funny, and the song wasn't good enough to become a viral hit outside of the first few weeks, where people made fun of it for how bad it was. 

3. Tones and I - Dance Monkey (2019/2020)

I almost feel bad putting this song on this list because of how much hate it already gets. The thing is, this song is so frustratingly bad, I have to put it here. The vocals are so incredibly annoying and really make it hard to get through this song. I honestly can't get through it. Every time I try to listen, I cannot finish the song. That's pretty much the reason I have to put it on the list and why it's so high. Not that the song is that great outside of the vocals anyway. I do think the lyrics are pretty good at least, and the message of the song is actually good, but it's just impossible to listen to it. Honestly, I thought there wouldn't be another song that could annoy me as much as this one did with its vocals. But then a new contender arrived...

2. Jessie Murph - Wild Ones ft. Jelly Roll (2024)

Congratulations, Jessie Murph, you have the worst vocals of the 2020s! For now. I don't know why, but Jessie Murphs' twangy country vocals just annoy me to death. It doesn't help that the song itself is so generic and uninteresting that it could literally be made by any pop country artist in the 2020s. The only thing that could make this worse is a Morgan Wallen feature, but instead, we get Jelly Roll. Honestly, the only decent part of this song IS Jellly Roll, and it's not even that good. Probably only good because it means Jessie Murph isn't singing anymore. I don't know at this point. I'm just getting so tired of these boring ass country songs that have no energy to them. 

1. Jason Aldean - Try That In A Small Town (2023)

(Not posting the video to this garbage song)

Jason Aldean's face looks like he's always on the verge of crying. Look, I talked a lot about this song on my worst of 2023 list, and I really don't want to go over everything wrong with this song again. It's a stupid song that was clearly trying to pander heavily to the MAGA crowd (AKA racists) at a time when that message was really selling. Unfortunately, it worked like a charm for Jason, as the song made its way to number one on the charts for a week or two. The funny thing is, this song isn't even one of his most listened to songs anymore. It's not even top 10 on his Spotify page. That's because it's a trash song. Anyway, I don't want to talk about this song anymore, but it deserves to be on this list. Congrats, Jason Aldean, you made my least favorite song of the decade. It's going to be hard to beat this one. 

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Ranking Streaming Services by How Much I Hate Them (2025 Edition)

 I made a post almost two years ago now where I ranked the major streaming services based on how much I hate them. It's actually changed a lot in just two years, not just my opinion, but prices and content have too. I thought it would be a good idea to check in on the services, see how much they cost now and how much they actually have to offer overall. 

Last time I did this, I found that owning all the major streaming services would cost around 64$ a month if you get the lowest tiers on all of them and about 106$ to get them all ad-free. Let's see how that's changed in two years.

Netflix - $8 lowest tier, $18-$25 for no ads and 4K support.

Hulu - $12 lower tier, $19 no ads

Disney+ - $12 lowest tier, $19 no ads (Hulu/HBO/Disney bundle 20$/33$)

Amazon - $9 lowest tier, $12 no ads

HBO Max - $11 lowest tier, $18.50-$23 for no ads

Peacock - $11 lowest tier, 17$ for no ads (Apple TV bundle $15/$20)

Paramount+ - $8 lowest tier, $13 for no ads (includes Showtime)

Apple TV+ - $13 (Peacock Bundle $15/$20)

That would be 65 dollars a month to get all of these in the lowest tier (if you use their bundle offers). Without the bundles, it's 84 dollars a month. I think it's fair to try to just get the bundle offer because it actually saves a lot of money there. It's actually only a dollar more than it was two years ago, thanks to those bundles.

On the no-ads side of things, you would be paying 96 dollars a month by using the bundles and 117 dollars without the bundles. It's actually 10 dollars less than two years ago with those bundles, so again, it's worth it to get those if you want all of these services. But this does not include the other, more niche services like Crunchyroll for anime or the new ESPN service that's about 30 dollars a month for sports. 

Well, with the prices out of the way, what do these services have to offer these days? I'll rank them here by how much I hate them.

Don't Hate? - Apple TV

This is still by far the best service for original content. Though that 3-dollar price increase honestly hurts it a lot, because Apple TV does not have the same content library that all the other services have. This service is strictly Apple TV exclusives and does not have any other movies or shows that aren't produced by Apple itself. While the shows they make are some of the best out there, their movies aren't as good, usually, and often fall flat (with the exception of the awesome F1 movie this summer). Apple is still producing some amazing shows, and it looks like they have plenty of great content coming in the next few years, so that's why I can't hate on this service too much, despite the gross price increase. 

Annoys Me - Netflix

It's funny, Netflix has grown on me a lot over the last two years, with some fantastic original content on top of the giant library of movies and shows they rotate every month. Again, the price increase sucks, but I can literally say that about every service on this list, so I can't really keep using that as a reason one service sucks more than the other. The thing about Netflix that always annoyed me was how they just spew out content on a weekly basis, and it's honestly more bad than good. Netflix was using quantity over quality in their content instead of actually making sure all the content was actually worth watching. This is still a problem, but one I've gotten better at ignoring since they actually do have really good originals in the last few years on top of the insane amount of choices for third-party movies and shows. That alone kind of makes this a must-have service. Though I have to deduct points for making me excited about The Electric State, only for it to be one of the biggest disappointments ever. 

Starting to Hate - HBO Max

A service that seems to keep getting more and more annoying is HBO Max. I mean, the new leadership and all the mergers have made this service a bit of a mess. Really, Warner Bros in general is a huge mess. There's still some fantastic shows on here, like the new Welcome to Derry and Peacemaker, but the HBO name just doesn't hold the same weight it used to. Still, it's nice to have the big Warner Bros library and all the new releases go from the theater to HBO Max in just a few months. 

Mild Hate - Amazon Prime Video

Here's a service that's been drying up on good original content for the last few years. Still got some decent shows like the recent Gen V season and the surprise hit Fallout show. Where they've been failing pretty hard these last two years is more on the movie side of things; there have been some stinkers. The recent War of the Worlds reboot was one of the worst movies I've seen in a while, and the new Chris Pratt movie called Mercy looks awful, too. But this service still has a solid collection of movies from other studios and that alone can make it worth keeping around (especially if it's included in your Amazon Prime account anyway). 

Don't Care Enough to Hate - Disney+

Ah, here's a service I barely use. Honestly, over the last two years, I feel like I've barely even wanted to get on this app because there's just not much here for me. I grow tired of all the Marvel and Star Wars shows being dumped onto this service every year, with not much else happening. I mean, the only reason to get this app is if you have kids or are obsessed with Disney properties, because it doesn't really have much else to offer. 

Shouldn't Hate, but I Do - Hulu

It's actually frustrating how bad Hulu is as an app, because they actually have some good original content. This is more about how bad their interface is and how bad it is to watch anything on this app. I have so many problems just launching the app, as it sometimes takes forever to log in and gets stuck on the home screen with a bunch of blank images where the shows/movies should be. That on top of having the most/longest ads of any streaming service, just makes me hate watching anything on this app. It suck because they actually have some great shows like Shogun, Paradise, Only Murders in the Building, and Alien Earth. So this has more to do with the actual app/interface than it does the content they put out, but it's incredibly annoying. 

You Are Boring, and I Hate You - Peacock

Outside of the Universal movie library, I feel like Peacock just doesn't have much to offer in original content. I mean, their most anticipated show of the year, The Paper, which was the big follow-up to The Office, was just fine. If your most hyped show ends up just being a very mediocre show, that's a problem. Outside of being able to watch new Universal movies a few months after they leave theaters, I don't know what else to really use this for. Even one of their big selling points, which was having a WWE partnership, is now over as ESPN took that from them. Though I will say they recently started streaming NBA games on Peacock, so maybe things can turn around. 

Oh, You Still Exist? - Paramount PLUS

Yeah, I don't use this service much. Honestly, the only reason I still use this app is to watch Champions League games, but other than that, there's not much else to see. None of their original content really calls out to me, especially since they are competing with the other 7 services and just don't have anything that looks that great. Something just seems to be lacking here; even with all the Paramount movies they have to watch, it still feels like the app needs more. It just feels like this is clearly the app that's in last place here, and they don't really have that one show that gets everyone talking. They are desperately missing a show like Stranger Things, The Boys, Shogun, Peacemaker, something that people are talking about and watching on a weekly basis together. Tulsa King just ain't gonna cut it. 

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