1/21/2020

Weathering With You



Weathering With You is the latest film by famed Japanese director Makoto Shinkai. He's well known now for his big hit "Your Name" a few years ago that was not only successful in his home of Japan but also over here in the U.S. I've been a huge fan of his movies since I saw one of his earlier movies "5 Centimeters Per Second" years ago and his work has continued to impress me over the years. This new movie "Weathering With You" was one I was very excited to see knowing the man behind it has a really good catalog of movies under his belt.

The story picks up with a teenage boy named Hokada who is running away from home to Tokyo on a boat. Tokyo at this time has been experiencing non-stop rainfall and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon. During the storm, Hokada nearly slips off the boat into the ocean but is saved by a man named Keisuke. With no place to go in Tokyo as a runaway, Keisuke lets Hokada stay with him at his place as long as he helps him write articles for his business. One of the articles he's working on is about a legend of the Sunshine Girl, a girl who is said to have the power to control the weather and stop the endless rainfall. Turns out to be true as Hokada ends up meeting a girl named Hina who happens to be said Sunshine Girl. Together they form a friendship as they both learn about her powers and the consequences that come with such a powerful ability.

There were a lot of similarities between this movie and Makoto's last movie "Your Name". The story plays out in a similar fashion, but that's not to say it's a bad thing. I think the fact that "Your Name" was such a big hit sort of created the formula for this next movie. It sort of feels like an unofficial sequel of sorts, though it doesn't have anything to do with the last movie. Even with all that, I still really enjoyed this movie a lot and I think it might be the closest thing to a Studio Ghibli film we can get these days unless they make more of those. The characters are all very likable and they all grow throughout the movie. The story progresses smoothly and the stakes get higher as the movie goes on, which keeps things interesting. It doesn't actually play out the way I thought it would and it actually has a lot of surprising moments that I didn't see coming. The movie establishes rules about the weather-changing powers and it sticks by them until the end, never taking any shortcuts, which I really liked.

The animation is as beautiful as "Your Name" if not better. The way the movie presents Tokyo feels incredibly familiar to the actual city and the amount of detail they put into it is pretty amazing. The colors and animation really pop out and it's a treat to the eyes the entire time. Along with a really great Japanese soundtrack that elevates the emotion in a lot of the scenes, very similar to the way "Your Name" did it.

I know Anime is still kind of considered a "niche" of sorts, even though it's also as popular as it's ever been. Niche isn't the right word, but I know a lot of people will write this movie off just because it happens to be anime. I think this movie is on that Disney, Pixar, Ghibli level of animation and storytelling though, so anyone who likes those studios should give this a chance. This is not only one of the best anime films I've seen in a year, but also one of the best films in general. It was beautifully crafted and it told a really interesting story through amazing visuals and fun characters.

Overall Grade for the movie is easily an "A".
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1/19/2020

2020 Movie Preview

New year, a new decade, 100s of new movies to go watch in the theaters and stream at home. It's honestly so hard to keep up these days with the amount of media we get thrown at us on a weekly basis. With multiple streaming platforms now coming out last year and more coming this year, it's going to be crazy to watch everything that's worth watching. That being said, I still plan to go watch as many interesting movies as possible and still maybe review them here when I have time. I've been sort of off and on with my reviews here, which has hurt my views for my lack of consistency. Still, it's not really the views I do this for mainly, it's just a fun side hobby that I get enjoyment out of. I do appreciate anyone who still reads these though, so thanks for that. I usually do these previews here of movies I plan on watching and am excited for in the coming year. 2020 Looks to be full of lots of interesting new ideas and of course the usual yearly releases of comic book movies, remakes, and sequels that Hollywood craps out every year by the dozens. Here's a look at some interesting/important ones...

I'll try to include some indie movies as well since those usually end up being some of my favorites of the year. The problem is that it's harder to find official release info on the ones coming out later in the year or that are floating around the festivals. Usually those movies I find out about closer to release or after hearing the buzz from early screening and go watch them if they end up coming out around here.

I included links to the movies that have trailers, so click on the movie titles to go check them out if you want. Only the movies that have posters have trailers here.

January

10th - 1917


By the time I post this, I should already have a review up for this movie. All I can say is that this movie looks beautifully shot and I can't wait to stare at it in awe for two hours. The story takes place in WWI of course, where a young soldier is asked to reach a squad of men and warn them of an attack before they are massacred by the enemy. It looks like a gripping and tense movie with lots of great emotional moments. Hopefully, it lives up to the hype.

*This is technically a movie from 2019, but it opens wide in 2020. 

17th - Dolittle


Rober Downey Jr. returns to the big screen in a brand new role... well not entirely brand new. This is the second reboot of the Dolittle character following the Eddie Murphy reboot of the original movie from the 60s. So I guess they find this character profitable enough to bring back every few decades. I'll say this movie actually looks pretty bad and I'm disappointed to see Robert Downey's next project is a CGI filled kids movie. From a marketing standpoint, it makes sense, since kids/families know who he is from the Marvel movies and will likely go see this because of that. I might check this out if it gets good buzz, but for now, I think I'm going to avoid this. 

17th - Bad Boys for Life


I don't know about this one. It's always interesting to see sequels coming out way after the last movie was even relevant. It's been over a decade since the last Bad Boys movie and I didn't really care if we ever saw one again. They are OK movies, with typical Michael Bay action and lame dialog that tries really hard to be funny. Bad Boys were some of Michael Bay's better movies though and Will Smith returning with Martin could make for a fun reunion. It looks like the boys are back for one last job as they team up with newer and younger members to find out who's trying to kill Will Smith's character. 

24th - The Gentleman


The aesthetic here reminds me a lot of the Kingsman movies, but I don't think this is going to be like that. Guy Ritchie has always been hit or miss with me as a director. I can't say I've really hated any of his movies that I've seen, but I also can't say I've loved any of them either. The cast in this movie is very strong and it looks like it has the potential to be a really silly and fun crime movie with some over the top performances. This is one I'll probably be checking out when it's released. 

31st - The Assistant


A movie that looks to be based loosely on the Harvey Weinstein case follows Julia Garner as she plays a new assistant at a New York office. As she spends more time working there she slowly starts to learn of the bad culture and activities that some of the workers take part in and how far up it goes. It looks like a slow-building thriller that's probably going to get pretty dark at times, but it's an important and interesting story to tell. Not sure if this will come out around here, but I'd like to go see it if it does. 

February

7th - Birds of Prey


I really didn't like Suicide Squad, so hearing about this movie's release didn't excite me much. After seeing a little more from the trailer and seeing the great cast they got I think I got a bit of excitement in me. I'm going in skeptical because I really hated the last one, but I think this has a chance to take the few good parts of Suicide Squad and expand on those ideas. Harley Quinn is an interesting enough character and I hope the rest of the cast can bring something good to play off of her insane personality. 

14th - Sonic The Hedgehog


There's a lot of movies coming out this day, but this seems like the most obvious choice to me. After being delayed a few months to completely change the design of the main character (thankfully), they re-released the trailer with the new visuals and it honestly looks a lot better. It's great that they actually listened to fans and all, but that doesn't necessarily mean that this movie is going to be good now. I think it's at least worth a watch to see how they handled everything. 


21st - Call of the Wild


Harrison Ford and a CGI dog set out on an adventure to find the passion Ford once had for filmmaking. I'm not really sure what to think about this movie. On one hand, I'm excited to see Harrison Ford leading a new movie in 2020. On the other hand, I'm not sure this looks like the kind of movie I would've liked to have seen him in. At least it looks a lot better than Dolittle, and I'm sure they'll be plenty of emotionally manipulative moments where the dog will be put in danger... at least it's not a real dog I guess. 

March

6th - Onward


Disney's first big movie of the year, not including their Fox projects, is Pixar's Onward. In this movie, Chris Pratt and Tom Holland voice two elf bros that go on a journey in a fantasy world mixed with modern-day elements to find their father. It sort of has a 70s/80s fantasy feel to it all judging from the trailer. As much as I love fantasy, this movie doesn't look so great judging solely off the trailers. It's Pixar though, so there's always a chance that I could be pleasantly surprised and really love this movie. To be honest, this seems more like something Disney's main animation studio would make and not so much Pixar. The humor and story just feel more like a Frozen or Wreck-it-Ralph style movie, but those movies are good so I guess I'm not too worried. 

The Way Back


Also opening this week is a new Ben Affleck movie where he's a struggling alcoholic trying to get over a loss in his life. He's offered a position as a basketball coach at his old school where he possibly finds motivation and a new passion in life to change things. It's made by the same person who directed Warrior and The Accountant, two movies that I really enjoyed so I want to give this one a watch for sure. 

20th - A Quiet Place Part II


Two years ago, the first movie was a big surprise hit so it was a no brainer to make a sequel. It was a great concept for a movie that was executed very well with many memorable moments of suspense and awe. The movie also had some of the best sound design in a movie that year. It will be interesting to see how they can top the first one and also expand on the world and characters introduced in the first film.

27th - Mulan


The first and possibly only Disney live-action remake of the year? Compared to last year's FIVE remakes (including Lady and the Tramp from Disney+) seems like Disney has opted to spread them out a little more. That's a very good thing because they are already blowing through a lot of their bigger classics with these remakes and at the pace they were going they would have been done in two-three years. I think it's better to just release one (with maybe another on the app) a year and focus all their attention on the single remake. So far these remakes have been more miss than hit in my opinion, with Lion King being the worst one so far. I think out of all of them, this one is the one I'm most optimistic about. The trailer looks stunning and beautiful and looks to change things up enough to make the movie interesting and different from the original animated one. Hopefully, this is more like Aladdin and Jungle Book and less like Beauty and the Beast and Dumbo (in terms of remake quality). 

April

3rd - The New Mutants


A movie that's been delayed to the point that no one thought this would actually be released. It got stuck with last year's Dark Phoenix in the Fox and Disney merger as movies that had to be reshot and reworked a lot after it's initial shooting was all wrapped. Usually, when movies undergo situations like that it's never a good sign for its final quality. There have been exceptions, and I truly hope this is one of them, but if Dark Phoenix is any sort of sign then it's not looking good for this one. Things this one has going for it are a great cast and an interesting genre mix of horror and comic-book movies. There's no telling if this movie was supposed to eventually connect to the other X-Men movies, but since that series is basically dead now that question feels pointless. 

10th - No Time to Die


This might just be my most anticipated big-budget movie of the year right now. Officially declared the last movie starring Daniel Craig as Bond, it looks to be a great sendoff for his and an introduction to new characters that could stick around in future movies. It looks it has all the great things you'd expect from a Bond movie with all the action, romance, gadgets and a weird gimmicky villain. If it follows the recent pattern of Bond movie, where they alternate from being good to bad, then this one should be good. Also, Rami Malek. 

24th - Antebellum 


I have no clue what this is actually about, but it's being promoted as a sort-of follow up to Get Out and Us, which were two really enjoyable movies. The thing is, Jordan Peele doesn't seem to have anything to do with this movie, so it kind of feels like they are trying to trick people into thinking this is by him. Either way, the trailer looks interesting enough... I think.

May

1st - Black Widow


It feels a little late for this, but Black Widow finally gets her own movie. This, of course, being the first Marvel movie of the year out of two (MCU related). This movie takes place between the Civil War and Infinity War movies, where Natasha returns to her home to take care of some loose ends I guess. There we are introduced to some new characters that she teams up with to take on some baddies. Not sure if this is going to tie into future MCU movies, but I'm sure they'll find a way to bring some of these new characters into future movies.

15th - Scoob!


I think it's safe to say that the Scooby-Doo franchise is never gonna go away. That being said, this one doesn't look too bad actually. The animation looks pretty good and the humor looks like it could actually be pretty good and clever like The Lego Movie was. Not the kind of movie I'd go rush out and see, but if I hear good things I might give it a shot. The movie looks to tell the story of how The Mystery Gang meets, more specifically the friendship between Scooby and Shaggy.  

22nd - Fast and Furious 9

Speaking of franchises that never die, here's Vin Diesel the series. Out of all the franchises that are still going, this one seems to be the one that just keeps losing steam after every new movie. I'm not really sure where else they could go with this, and I don't think the writers do either, which makes me even less excited to go watch this one. But hey, they added John Cena as a villain so there's that? I'd bet a lot of money he turns good and joins the Vin Diesel FAMILY by the end of this one. But hey, sometimes a little mindless fun is good. 

29th - Artemis Fowl


Based on a book that was popular when I was in middle school is the new Disney movie Artemis Fowl. It certainly seems like it's a little late for a movie based on this book, but maybe the books have remained popular over time. I can't say I'm very excited, especially since the last time Disney tried to adapt a popular book it was one of the worst movies of that year (Wrinkle in Time). Looking at the trailer, this might be a good movie for much younger audiences, because I don't really have much interest in it. The world looks interesting enough, but maybe a little too similar to other YA stories recently adapted like Hunger Games and Percy Jackson. 

June

5th - Wonder Woman 1984


The DC movie-verse has been on the upswing this last year and a half, and it looks to continue rising with the new Wonder Woman movie. This movie is about... something in the 80s. It does look like it's going to introduce two major characters/villains in The Cheetah and Max Lord, what their role is going to be is TBD. One of the more interesting aspects of the film though is the return of Chris Pine, who apparently didn't die in the last movie? It will be interesting to see him and Diana change roles, as this time he is the one who is out of place in this time period. 

19th - Soul


Now THIS looks like a Pixar film. Right away the animation looks mind-blowingly good and highly detailed, but still stylized. Not much is known about the story yet, but it looks like it's going to be possibly about death (go figure) and human passion. The story focuses on a Jazz musician who apparently dies or goes into a coma of some sort and becomes a floating soul. There he meets other souls that will help him find his passion again and probably learn about what it means to be alive and follow your dream (kind of guessing here). Tears are inevitable and so is that warm feeling in your heart. 

26th - Top Gun Maverick


I don't really have much of a connection to the original movie, so I'm not as excited as others seem to be for this one. Tom Cruise and some of the other originals are back along with some new faces in this movie about pilots. Actually, the visuals do look really interesting and some of the shots of the flying sequences look great, along with Tom Cruise putting his life on the line to get some great shots. This could end up being a great movie.


July

3rd - Free Guy


Ryan Renolds returns with a brand new action-comedy movie where it looks like he's a character in a video game. Judging from the trailer it looks like maybe he's an NPC in a video game that decides he wants to be the hero instead of being a nothing character in a world of crazy violence and action. The idea is an interesting one, though movies that revolve around video game concepts don't have the best track record. The trailer looks interesting enough, definitely worth checking out in the summertime. At the moment I'd say this movie will probably be a good time, but not something I'll love. There's always a chance for a nice surprise though. 

There's also a Minions sequel that's supposed to drop this week, but it doesn't have much info yet. It's supposed to take place before the first Despicable Me where the minions meet Gru. Please stop making these movies. 


10th - Ghostbusters: Afterlife


The last Ghostbusters movie was a huge mess, though I still think it made a decent amount of money. The problem was the budget was so high that it still ended up as an overall loss of money. So that means Sony has to try something different and instead, make the thing that fans of the franchise wanted to begin with (sort of), a sequel to the originals. This isn't exactly what fans probably had in mind for a sequel since it doesn't revolve around the original cast. Instead, it takes place in the same timeline and follows new characters that are much younger and Paul Rudd. This could be good, the cast looks good and the idea is interesting, but the tone looks much different than the originals so far. Pretty excited to see how it turns out. 

17th - Tenet


Movie lovers rejoice for a new Nolan movie is coming this year! Nolan returns with a new mind-bending action movie that plays with the rules of time, kind of like a new Inception-style landscape. I have more questions than answers after the first trailer, but all I can say is that I'm expecting something pretty crazy and memorable, as you would from Nolan at this point.

There's also a Bob's Burgers movie set to release this week, but I couldn't find anything other than the release date. It's possible that it could be a prequel to the show of sorts, but there's no info on anything I could find. The only confirmed detail is that it's gonna be a musical, which totally makes sense for the show honestly. 

24th - Jungle Cruise


Disney has had a bit of a bad track record with these Disney rides becoming movies thing they do every so often. The Pirates franchise was a huge success for them in the 2000s and of course, it makes sense to try to replicate that in new franchises. Haunted Mansion and Tomorrowland (not technically a ride, but area) were two misses that didn't come close to hitting the success of Pirates. Jungle Cruise is an idea that's been in the works for a movie for years now, and I believe The Rock was very interested in this for a long time. Now it's finally coming out and it looks... alright? The cast is a good one and of course, the special effects are going to be top-notch because it's Disney. Still, this could be another big flop and possibly the last time Disney tries to do this kind of thing, at least in theaters. 

The second half of the year

At this point, most of the movies announced have little to no information outside of possible release dates. So I'll just jump around and pick the ones that have some buzz or look interesting. 

Aug 21st - Bill and Ted Face the Music

The last Bill and Ted movie came out in 1991, so it's going to be close to thirty years later that this sequel takes place. Bill and Ted are dads now and they still suck at making music I assume, but they will most likely go on a time-travel adventure. That's all I know. Keanu Reeves is coming off his biggest year in 2019 after becoming everyone's favorite human, so that should bring a lot of attention to this. 

Sep 18th - The King's Man


One of the few second-half of the year movies that actually has a trailer already. If a franchise becomes popular, there usually comes a prequel not too far from the originals. This one travels back to World War I to see the creating of the Kingsmen that we know from the first two movies. A brand new cast with lots of great actors replace the characters from the first movies, but it still looks like a crazy action-packed movie with strange villains and over-the-top fights. 

Sep 25th - Last Night in Soho

Edgar Wright finally returns with a new horror movie Last Night in Soho. Not much else is known except some of it's cast like Ana-Taylor Joy, Matt Smith and Thomasin Mckenzie. It's also interesting to know that this will be a time-travel movie set in 1960s London. Edgar Wright is one of my favorite film-makers so I'm very excited to see this one. 

Oct 2nd - Venooooooom 2

Less Eminem this time, please. The follow-up to the successful Venom brings back the cast from the original with some new faces thrown in. Most likely, it will take place soon after the first and introduce Woody Harrelson's character teased last time. Most likely, it will be a Venom takes on Carnage story without Spider-Man, but who knows, maybe he'll make an appearance?

Oct 16th - Halloween Kills

The second in the final trilogy for the Halloween series (until they reboot it). The first one in 2018 was a big hit and I doubt this one will be any different. Though I guess knowing there's one more coming after this one maybe takes some of the suspense away, but I'm sure that won't affect the story much. 

Nov 6th - The Eternals

The other big MCU movie of the year. An all-star cast will play the immortal heroes including Salma Hayek, Jolie, Kit Harrington and Richard Madden (GoT alumni) and a few others. I'm not too familiar with the comics so I'm not sure what this is going to be or how it's going to be connected to the rest of the MCU. It's still exciting to see a lot of great actors join the MCU, though at this point most of Hollywood will be part of some comic book universe franchise. 

Nov 20th - Godzilla VS Kong

The fourth movie in the Gozilla and Kong franchise is the one where both will clash head to head and destroy an entire city no doubt. The franchise hasn't been the best in terms of quality, most of the movies have been fine, but nothing I really found myself connecting to. I can't say I'm super excited to see two giant CGI monsters I don't care too much about fight each other, but it could still be pretty great as a spectacle. As long as they focus more on the monsters and not try to give us a bunch of human drama with weak characters. 


Thanksgiving - Raya and the Last Dragon

Disney continues its trend of releasing it's animated movies on Thanksgiving with the new movie Raya and the Last Dragon. The movie is about a warrior voiced by Cassie Steele who goes on a journey to search for the last living dragon, who is voiced by Awkwafina. The setting is inspired by Southeast Asian landscapes from places like Thailand and Indonesia. 

December

A couple of movies are slated for December release, but still not 100%. We got another take on the Sci-fi classic "Dune" that could be coming out this month, but at this point who knows. There's also Steven Spielberg's remake of West Side Story that could hit in December, so that's a pretty big name there. Eddie Murphy's sequel to Coming to America is also slated for this month, but again, who knows if it's official. A couple of animated family movies are coming out around Christmas too, this time it's a sequel to Dreamwork's The Croods (because we've been wanting one of those?) and a Tom and Jerry movie. 

That's basically most of the big movies that are announced for 2020. There's definitely going to be a lot more (like Sony/Marvel's Morbius that I forgot to put on the list) and there are always tons of good indie movies that come in from the Festivals and smaller studios. Let's also not forget the 30+ streaming platforms like Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon that are going to release their own movies exclusively on their platforms. 

Much like the past few years, there's gonna be a lot of comic book movies, sequels, and remakes that dominate the box-office this year, so don't forget to go check out some original films and support indie filmmakers so that we can keep getting more original ideas on the big-screen/streaming. 
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1/10/2020

1917



1917 is the latest film by long-time director Sam Mendes (Skyfall, American Beauty) and it's set in a WWI battle-torn France. The movie follows two young British soldiers, Blake and Schofield, that are tasked with a special mission from the General. The mission is to deliver a message and stop about 1,600 fellow soldiers from attacking the fleeing Germans the next morning. The Germans have been planning this false retreat to lure the British soldiers into a death trap. So the two young soldiers are forced to cross through battlefields and enemy territory to save those 1,600 soldiers before the morning comes and they set out to battle, one of those 1,600 soldiers being Blake's older brother. 

The movie starts off in the first 10-15 minutes explaining the situation and setting up the journey the two young men are about to set off on. Right after that, the tension starts off high right away as the movie shows you to the horrors that come with war and the constant fear soldiers face in the battlefields and warzones. Once the tension starts it doesn't go away for the rest of the movie as the two main characters go across different parts of war-torn France. This is all executed masterfully with the mix of great acting, locations, cinematography and epic score. I really felt the fear in the actors as they crossed dangerous territories, and the movie did a good job of making the danger feel real for these characters. It doesn't take long for you to care about the two main characters as the actors do a great job even without a ton of dialog at getting you to connect with them. The fact that you care about them and the importance of their mission are what make the movie work. If you don't care about the characters than the danger they are put in is a lot less effective and dramatic. I was rooting for their success because I cared about the two characters and their mission. 

There's a sequence towards the end of the movie that completely blew me away. It wasn't even anything crazy, but it was the first part of the movie that took place at night. The music was so powerful along with the shots of a war-torn town. The lighting was used so brilliantly and it made the whole scene somehow incredibly beautiful and scary at the same time. It was one of the best things I've seen in a film in a long time. Every bit of this movie was like that though, it was visually stunning and presented War in a really intense and scary way. 

This is the kind of movie that makes for a great theater experience and deserves to be seen on the biggest screen possible. For the two hour run-time, it keeps you on your toes and invested in the story and characters. Thanks to great performances by everyone involved and a lot of attention to detail by the filmmakers, this is one of the best movies I've seen in a while. Definitely go check it out. 
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1/03/2020

Uncut Gems / Adam Sandler's Worst Movies

Growing up in the 90s, Adam Sandler was a name I knew very well. I grew up watching a lot of his earlier movies and really enjoyed them at the time they were released. Movies like The Waterboy, Big Daddy, Mr. Deeds, and Billy Madison were movies I watched over and over again when I was younger because I thought they were hilarious. Looking back now that I'm older and time has passed, a lot of those movies aren't as funny as I remember them being, some of them actually being pretty terrible. A lot of people say Adam Sandler used to be really funny back in the 90s and his movies were really good, but a lot of those people haven't gone back to watch them and see how they haven't really held up. Recently Adam Sandler starred in a movie critics are raving about and are calling Adam Sandler's performance "legendary". I figured before I review this new movie of his and see if his performance really is as good as they say, I'd go back and look at some of his worst performances ever in some of the worst comedy movies ever made. So here's the list of my five worst Adam Sandler movies in all of their glory.

5. PIXELS

Pixels was the last big movie released theatrically by Sandler's production company Happy Madison. Shortly after this movie's release, Sandler entered into his big contract with Netflix and stayed out of the theaters since then (thankfully). This movie was loosely based on a short film by Patrick Jean where iconic arcade games came to life to destroy a city. In this movie, the same basic concept happens, except we have to put up with Adam Sandler the whole time. Adam Sandler plays an old loser who once almost won an arcade tournament when he was young. In this universe, Kevin James is the president and he asks for Sandler's help when arcade game characters come from space and start destroying cities around the world. Adam Sandler doesn't even really try in this movie and it's obvious. Some of the actors around him are trying to do something with the terrible script, mainly Josh Gad and Peter Dinklage, but it's not enough to make this movie worth watching. The only good thing here is the special effects, but even that's not enough to make this movie interesting. The idea of the movie sounds like it could have been fun, but they just waste it with a terrible unfunny script and bad performances. 

4. Eight Crazy Nights

The thing that sucks the most about this movie is how beautifully done the animation is on such a terrible movie. The movie mostly consists of Adam Sandler doing annoying voice-over work and lots and LOTS of poop/fart/piss jokes. The idea of making a good animated movie for Hanukkah is cool, but this doesn't do anything with that idea. The movie isn't even about Hanukkah at all, so the title of the movie is really misleading. The main character in the movie is incredibly unlikeable, which is done on purpose at first. The problem is when he finally has the turn at the end of the movie, it doesn't really make much sense since it's rushed and doesn't feel earned. He's a giant asshole the entire movie only to turn good in like the last few minutes for no reason at all. 

3. Jack and Jill

Adam Sandler dresses up as a lady and does a high pitched voice. That followed by a bunch of poop, fart and race jokes and you have the movie, Jack and Jill. There's also this really weird part of the movie that's just a giant commercial for Royal Caribbean Cruises and feels not only at a place but so obvious as a dumb way for the movie to make money off of advertising. Actually, there's a lot of advertisements in the movie that they don't really try very hard to make subtle. Coca Cola, Dunkin Donuts, Royal Carribean and Sony products are all blatantly shown off to the camera. People like to hate on Adam Sandler, especially in his later years, for setting his movies in tropical locations as a way to take a vacation with his friends while filming movies. Most of the time the settings for the movies don't really feel that important to the plot, so I get why people feel that way. It's really bad here when it feels like a completely out of place advertisement for a cruise line. The only slightly decent part is Al Pacino's weird performance because he's Al Pacino and what the hell is he doing in this movie. 

2. Grown Ups 2

This movie starts with a deer pissing on Sandler and ends with Sandler burping, farting and sneezing at the same time. 5 stars.

Okay, but actually this movie is about as pointless as a movie can get. Everyone here is phoning it in and it's obvious. It sucks to see some talented funny people like Chris Rock and Maya Rudolph in this movie do absolutely nothing. Nick Swardson and Kevin James are possibly the two worst comedy actors of all time and they are the worst part of this terrible movie. Nothing in this movie feels like it's saying anything about life or growing up or having a family. It's got no real plot and it's basically just a bunch of joke scenes randomly put together to make a 101-minute movie, which is just about the amount of time a theatrical movie has to be. None of the characters are likable and none of the jokes really land. Usually, Adam Sandler movies have at least one actor who seems to be trying in it like Josh Gad was in Pixels or Steve Buscemi in his older movies, but this one has NONE. 

1. That's My Boy

This movie is gross. It makes fun of statutory rape and incest in a really disgusting way that's not at all funny or interesting. Adam Sandler gives his worst performance here, and that's saying something considering all the bad movies he's been making for the past two decades. The problem here is that his sense of humor, or at least the writer's sense of humor is awful. The weird thing is that the writer of this movie also created one of my favorite comedy shows called Happy Endings that was still on air when this movie was released. It's strange how the same writer who worked on a show with lots of clever jokes and lovable characters made one of the worst unfunny movies ever. Of course, this is also a Happy Madison production, so there's a good chance they had their hands all over the script for this movie. One thing I'm happy about is that this movie didn't ruin Andy Samber's career because he is way more talented than this movie showed and honestly, so is Adam Sandler when he actually tries and isn't making movies under his own production company. Which leads me to his latest performance...

Uncut Gems



Uncut Gems is the latest movie by the Safdie brothers, who previously made the really good movie "Good Time". This time they teamed up with Adam Sandler, who they desperately wanted for this part in a movie they've been trying to make for over a decade. The movie follows Adam Sandler's character named Howard Ratner, who owns a jewelry store in New York City. Howard is quickly introduced as a fast-talking man who can talk his way out of any situation and is very charismatic. He's always looking for the next thing to sell or bet on to make more money, and it seems like he loves the rush of betting and working deals with big customers. As the movie moves at a quick pace, you wonder if Howard can keep up with all his deals and bets because as a viewer I felt like I could barely keep up myself. 

Right of the bat the movie starts at a fast pace and barely slows down throughout its run-time. You follow Adam Sandler's character as he's making deals and placing bets and making the wrong enemies and it all starts to build anxiety in me as a viewer. It's an uncomfortable feeling that doesn't go away until the very end of the movie. Adam Sandler's performance really drives this movie, with his great fast-talking character that's constantly running around and getting into new situations that add more anxiety to the viewer. The rest of the cast are all top-notch as well, especially this newcomer Julia Fox, who plays Sandler's girlfriend. She does such a great job at playing off of Sandler's fast-talking character and using that against him in some ways. All the characters just feel so real and are very well written. The dialog is fantastic and it's what makes this movie so believable and the characters so enjoyable. 

The film is shot amazingly too, really adding to the anxiety the story is giving the audience. Especially later in the movie where certain things happen to up the stakes, it really helps amp up the tension with specific camera shots and of course the movie score. I find it hard to really find anything wrong with this movie, though maybe with a rewatch I'd notice more things. The thing is, the movie does a good job of keeping you interested I didn't really notice a lot of flaws. Maybe that's because the movie doesn't really have many. The one thing I'd say is maybe bad about this movie is that I don't really want to rewatch this movie anytime soon because of the amount of anxiety it gave me, almost feeling uncomfortable at times. Of course, that was exactly what the movie was going for and it did it masterfully. 

This is one of those movies I think is a must-watch. The performances are all really great, the movie is fast-paced and really keeps you interested in the story the entire run-time and it's just different from anything I've seen recently. One of the best movies of the year (2019) for sure. It also shows that when Adam Sandler is working with people that actually care about their movies, he can actually give a great performance. Movies like this one, Punch-Drunk Love and Meyerowitz Stories prove that. 
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